SJ’s Spoon of Advocacy

Wondrous Item, common

Appearing as a wooden cooking spoon with a few dents or chips, this spoon has 2 charges. When you strike the spoon against a hard object like a tuning fork, you can expend 1 charge as an action and then hold it against any part of your body. The spoon speaks your overall condition, including a description of hit points in terms like, “Barely wounded,” “Severely wounded,” etc. and also speaks any active condition status effects. It does not reveal the source of the effect, such as a disease or curse. The spoon regains all expended charges daily at dawn.